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Peppy, United States

她非常漂亮

She’s spectacularly gorgeous

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Laurie, United Kingdom

Frivolous

做作和自命不凡，这些美丽的东方生物不需要分心......

Contrived and pretentious, these beautiful oriental creatures don't need distractions...

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Master Penetrator, Germany

No. 37 is my favorite, but...

...所有其他人都需要她双腿之间有更多的光线。由于 Konata 看着我们的方式，37 号非常色情。

...all the others need much more light between her legs. No. 37 is very erotic because of the way Konata looks at us.

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wheeler, United States

RE: kevin

每个人都有自己的！我一直喜欢潮湿和凌乱的东西！Yanna 需要吃一个汉堡......在这种情况下，我会吃！

to each their own!I always loveed the wet and messy stuff!Yanna needed to eat a burger...in this case, I'll do the eating!

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paul, United States

Konata

我想在这里吃的东西与食物无关。

What I want to eat here has nothing to do with food.

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Kevin from Hertfordshire, United Kingdom

哦亲爱的！真是浪费了一天的订阅费。嘿，Wheeler，告诉我你真的不喜欢这种东西。我知道人们过去常常在这里发帖说“给 Yanna 一个汉堡包”之类的话，但没有人发帖“给 Konata 一个虾”。

Oh dear! What a waste of a days subscription fee. Hey, Wheeler, tell me that you don't really like this sort of thing. I know that people used to post on here saying things like ''Give Yanna a hambuger'' but nobody has posted ''Give that Konata a prawn''.

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Macx, United Kingdom

Bad taste :)

让我想起一个老笑话……太平间服务员丹正在对他的伙伴大喊……“吉姆，吉姆，我在女士的阴毛里发现了一只大虾！”吉姆跑过来观察他的伙伴站在死者身边。 “别傻了，丹，那不是虾，是阴蒂！” “有趣”，丹说。 “味道像虾！”

Reminds me of an old joke.... One mortuary attendant, Dan, is shouting to his buddy... "Jim, Jim, I've found a giant prawn in the lady's pubic hair!" Jim comes running to observe his buddy standing over the deceased. "Don't be stupid, Dan. It's not a prawn, its a clitoris!" "Funny", says Dan. "It tastes like prawn!"

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